Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby name North West the namesake of Northwest Registered Agent

We at Northwest Registered Agent want to thank Kim Kardashian and Kanye West publicly for naming their baby after our business, Northwest Registered Agent or just Northwest as those in the registered agent industry know us as. We’ve already thanked them privately, but we wanted to release our official thank you as soon as possible.

We at NorthWest have had a long relationship with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. We’ve gone through a lot together. I’ve watched in pain as Kanye West took the stage with Taylor Swift. I’ve sat night after night keeping up with the Kardashians with my wife. It’s been a long journey. We’ve helped each other. It really is touching to have these two that we’re so close with NAME THEIR KID!!!! After us!!!!
Wow.

! ! ! ! UPDATE ! ! ! !

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sent fake baby pictures to friends to see who would sell them to the media.

So now no one knows what baby North looks like!
We know it’s driving you nuts and you really want to know what baby North looks like, so to help ease your anxiety we have decided to draw up what WE imagine North to look like. We gave her Kim’s mouth and hair, Kanye’s ears and a mixture of both of their eyes. The eyebrows are mostly Kim’s as is the skin color. The nose could be either Kim’s or Kanye’s.

Kim Kardashian Baby North

There have been a lot of rumors on the reason Kim and Kanye
named their girl North West. Misconceptions of the direction North West will be
heading in life. They’re inspiration was our trademark “We’re just not annoying”.
As many people might find Kanye West and Kim Kardashian an annoying scene to
keep up with, they have decided to turn the page and dedicate the life of their
new born girl to the North West mentality of just not being annoying.

In honor of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naming their newborn daughter North West after North West Registered Agent, we are offering any businesses containing names with “Northwest” in them, free registered agent service for one year. And we are offering free registered agent service to the Wests and all extended Kardashians for any of their business ventures.

Thanks again Kim and Kanye!!!  We’re honored to have your daughter North
West be Northwest Registered Agents namesake!

If you’re a Northwest business and want to celebrate Kim and Kanyes new baby North West, please submit a contact form here to retain your discount: http://www.northwestregisteredagent.com/contact.html

 

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